splintering
the act of splintering is when a man puts his p-n-s in between a girls armpit and m-st-rb-t-s. recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. in a recent study, 68% of s-xually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. dude, i was splintering seth’s mom last night and seth walked in on us!
ex. were you splintering with alyssa after homecoming, because i thought i heard you all in the bathroom?
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