Splished
it it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. where you are either in love/l-st/flattered, eager to meet them – all from only online interaction
girl: why do you look so happy?
guy: i’ve been splished and/or i am splished.
splished – a very nice way of saying getting really drunk .i.e. ( smashed or p-ssed )
daniel – when i get inside this club am going to get really splished
lisa – i will get p-ssed with you
adam – i have no more money to get splished
daniel & lisa = dam
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