split braining
the action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
person a: i just hit a deer.
person b (thought 1): did it have antlers? that would be a buck.
person b (thought 1): i hope you avoided getting hurt. i probably would have ducked.
person b: was it a duck?
person a: no, but i wish it was.
person a: i’m sorry, i was split braining there.
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