Split Pee Soup


the condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your p-n-s partially shut. usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having s-x
i woke up after banging that pooh b-tt last night and when i went to p-ss i had split pee soup everywhere.

Read Also:

  • having a bat

    to engage in the act of masturbation. can also be known as ‘whacking it’ person 1: “ey why u watching that p-rno for” person 2: ” im thinking of having a bat.

  • hooba-da-looba

    a baloon that is a dinosaur, lion, poodle and a giraffe mixed together. it can also be a crazy persons invisible friend. my crazy half sister has got a hooba-da-looba for a best friend.

  • Spud Gunning

    spud gunning (v.) – the process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes! […]

  • spudtatoes

    spudtatoes. the hybrid between the common spud and the potato. a mistake that evolved into one of those clever made up words that no one gets. person 1: i’m going to the market, want anything? person 2: yeah, ahhh. can ya get some spudtatoes for tea? person 1: don’t you mean potatoes? person 2: isn’t […]

  • hoochiefied

    -a sl-tty or provocative appearance -from the word ‘hoochie’ ‘far dat gurl is hoochiefied..look at what shes wearing g’ ‘dayum look at dat fine as hoochie’


Disclaimer: Split Pee Soup definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.