Split Screen Mind
when people don’t apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. people with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.
richard:
“how bout’ that… there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own”.
joyce:
“looks like she’s suffering from a split screen mind”.
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