split screening
the act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and -j-c-l-t-ng on both of them. bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
gary and his boyfriend were playing halo all day so i splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. even got a headshot on gary.
beth keeps split screening dave and i, maybe we should tie her up in the bas-m-nt.
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