Split Seam
-n-l s-x with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or -n-s that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.
stan: hey roger. where did you go last night after the bar?
roger: drove the trail to find a prost-tute.
stan: and?
roger: picked up a nasty crack ho. for $10 i worked her up good. pretty sure i gave her a split seam.
stan: how do you know?
roger: she squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
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