split stream action
the act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.
bobby: holy sh-t i just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro….im so sorry.
tony: its cuz you were messing with that mcnasty sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
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