split the banana
when a man recieves an erection so large, that it actually breaks through his skin
“man, i was whacking the gary last night to some rosie o’donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana.”
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- Staple that to your scrotum
take that, suck on that, etc say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g “ha ha tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scr-t-m!”
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to bruce your teeth with someone elses feces “i could use toothe paste or just get a nice steamy seymour
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