split the rings
v. the act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. also a s-xual euphemism in canada and rural sweden.
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hey! don’t switch the channel! the thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
grow up. it’s curling for g-d’s sake.
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