Split Trip
1. (n) a very unfortunate event in which a simple trip to the restroom turns into a calamity of extreme proportions. the split trip occurs when a man is at the urinal enjoying an exhilarating p-ss and unexpectedly a mud b-tt blast escapes, possibly resulting in soiled underpants. to be safe, one is often required to shuffle gingerly into the nearest stall to perform a visual inspection, and/or the finger test. this extra trip to the stall const-tutes the split trip.
2. (v) the act of split tripping oneself.
1. devin only had a few minutes between meetings so he quickly went to the restroom to take a leak. unfortunately, a catastrophe ensued and the simple trip turned into a split trip. devin had shatted upon himself on accident.
2. poor phammy… he was pushing so hard at the urinal he not only ruptured a blood vessel in his eyeball, he also split tripped in his favorite bikin briefs.
to go on holiday with your missus/bird/girlfriend as opposed to your mates.
you going on holiday with the lads? no, the missus!
aah! split trip!
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