split wood


phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is f-cking nasty, fugly and fat ah sh-t dammit gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood
the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself f-cking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven’t mentioned it sense.
a g-y guy threesome
hey wanna have a splitwood??

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