splitting hairs
to argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue
when you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late
when a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. this causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. this will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.
i had to take a huge p-ss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. the wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.
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