splodgy sandwich
splodgy sandwich
a s-xual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans v-g-n-. he then -j-c-l-t-s and then he “eats the sandwich” (and her) .
lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. jenny really likes when lawrence comes round for lunch.
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