Sploge
1. sperm
2. thrown frozen yogurt
3. the gunk you get in your eyes when waking up
4. a indescribable mess
1. yo i covered that chick in my sploge.
2. i went sploging yesterday out of my friends car.
3. when i wake up i wipe the sploge from my eyes.
4. i walking into the house and it was sploge.
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