splonge


its a good idea, but possibly not, and i’m not being indecisive.
yo, nes, pherhaps, splonge!!!!
sponge cake made using splooge
how much splooge is in this delicious splonge?
the word to solve anything.
what shall we do today?
splonge.
what do you mean?
splonge.
whats 546×398?
splonge.
what do you plan on doing with your life?
splonge.
do you like this pie?
splonge.
to sponge is when you’re totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. the act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. a splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
i should’ve gone to the loo already, i’ve just splonged.

why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
i cann’t believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
the other day i saw the same splonge on my couch!

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