splonking
walking around with no specific purpose. often used as a time-killer.
person: so what’s up?
splonk: not much, just splonking for a while.
1 more definition
the real definition of “splonking” is observing caves. well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. a guy observing or more a girls ‘cave’ is splonking.
so were you a splonker last night?
yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
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