splooge-a-muffin
when a man is at the point of c-mming during s-x and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot c-m all over his b-tches bush.
to decorate a womens crotch with jizum.
to splooge ( the act of c-mming) on her m-ffin (a womens v-g-n- that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her m-ffin).
d-mn bro last night i made the biggest splooge-a-m-ffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!
my girl asked that i pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so i gave her a splooge-a-m-ffin instead.
wow! after i was done giving my girl a splooge-a-m-ffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool i had to take a picture.
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