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• splouf

  smoking cover-up device. a device in which one breathes through to cover up the smell of smoke. (usually a paper towel roll folled with fabric softener.) dude, p-ss the splouf, franky took a hit and we can’t let the ra smell it––aim out the window, you idiot!

• Splurtage

  peeing when you are not ready. i raced to the bathroom but had a little splurtage before i got there.

• Spoggly

  when everything has gone wrong, or t-ts up as it were. nothing seems to be going right, and you just can see a way out. just look at the state of the stock market… its all gone spoggly. or, i was running late for work today, tripped over cat, spilt coffee missed the bus, and […]

• pakulu papito

  doing a “pakulu papito” is the act of crashing a camel into a bridge, and not caring about the consequences derived from the act in any way besides feeling a strong satisfaction from doing so. i crash camel into bridge i no care i lov it – pakulu papito

• filch a cookie

  to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up person one: did u get any last night?… person two: h-ll yea b-tch…i filched her cookie!

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