splooge maintenance
what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having s-x.
honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.
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- spodenki
(n.) from the polish word, “spodnie”, meaning pants: pants that exert themselves in an entertaining manner. i like his purple spodenki.
- spooning the poodle
a guy who is so incredibly p-ssy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. it is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them. “did you see the way keiko ordered tommy around? brother is totally spooning the poodle.”
- Spread Titty Syndrome (STS)
when the cleavage of the br–sts form isosceles triangles towards the outer edges of the body. that chick over there has spread t-tty syndrome (sts), i got her bra off and then they were hanging all weird.
- Spuut
to give birth. dude, what do girls have to worry about, except for spuuting out the occasional baby?
- Squiffler
someone who has taken part in a particularly dirty, whorish, shameful, bad, dissapointing, or crude s-xual act; one which is too embarrasing to describe with normal phrases. eww…she’s a proper squiffler mate, don’t go there!