Splooge McDuck


a s-xual move where you j-zz on a girl’s face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. it was coined by j. camm of brobible.com.
i felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so i took her home and gave her the splooge mcduck. it was mostly pennies anyway.
the activity of pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on a girl’s face, then throwing handfuls of loose change at her, preferably pennies.
she had enough change for the vending machine after i gave her the ‘ole splooge mcduck
the act of j-zzing on a girl’s face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.
“dude, last night this chick i was with was a total b-tch and wouldn’t stop asking for me to buy her stuff. so after she sucked me off, i totally gave her a splooge mcduck.”
whereby i j-zz on your face and then pelt you with loose change, consisting mostly of pennies.
homie 1: “i came on that b-tches face, then hit her with some change”

homie 2: “so you splooge mcduck’d that b-tch?”

homie 1: “h-ll f-ckin yeah”
s-x act where you j-zz/c-m on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).
this girl came over last night and i gave her the ol’ splooge mcduck treatment

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