splooge spiegel
a mirror (i.e., ‘spiegel’ = ‘mirror’ in german) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
dude, last night i got so turned on watching myself that i like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my c-ck for hours.
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