sploosh delay
sploosh delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. after this silence, a fairly loud “splooshing” sound can easily be heard. at this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
h-llraiser 1: alright dude it’s down! let’s get the f-ck out of here!!
h-llraiser 2: i don’t hear anything, was it empty?
h-llraiser 1: no man, that’s just sploosh delay. give it another second…there it goes!!
h-llraiser 2: that’s f-ckin’ nasty!! there is f-cking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like sh-t!!
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