Splooshback
the most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a “sploosh” sound. now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your -ss
dude 1: dude were have you been?
dude 2: sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet
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