Splumf
verb: to splumf. means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)
ollie: aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
lou: what’s up fella?
ollie: been a looong day
lou: let’s splumf
ollie: great idea. i’m glad there’s a word to describe that action
lou: h-lls yes
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