Splumpkin


when a women gets oral s-x while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman
dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got sh-t on my chin
receiving a bl-wj-b immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. meant to enjoy the act of both separately.
nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.
getting a bl-w j-b while taking a dump.
i got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

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