splunk
a mixture of sp-nk and splooge. this is formed by the combined s-m-n during a bukkake session.
dude, i can’t believe she drank that gl-ss of splunk after we blasted on her face.
the sound of getting exactly what you want.
will was looking for ‘tranny p-rn’, and — -splunk- — google found it for him!
most often used in cherry magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. it is the s-m-n goo that they shoot out of their c-cks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.
i’m about to release ungodly amounts of splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.
vrb. 1)the act of “diveing” into someones v-g-n- 2) the act of jumping into someones or somthings moist hole.
i would go splunking with her.
i would splunk that.
fornication in the location of nature
usually involves tree branches and rocks
i totally splunked a mountian man last week
when someone gargles your b-llsac. similar to a tea bag.
dude, that sl-t emma just gave me a splunk.
to puke while having s-xual intercourse.
john was so drunk yesterday that he splunked all over the mattress.
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