splurgh
when you’re just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don’t. then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.
john: huhhhh—-
-holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready-
-nothing-
john: what? -puts tissue away-
steven: hey man, what’s going on?
john: choo!!
-steven is drowning in snot-
steven: oh man, that’s one h-ll of a splurgh.
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