splurt
jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. it means to leave, get out, very similar to “split”
come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.
contemporary american slang – verb. 1) to release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) to -j-c-l-t- during s-x.
ex: “d-mn, she was so fine, i splurted in my pants!”
“hold on, i’m gonna splurt!”
when smoothie comes out of the smoothie hole.
i put the straw in, it splurted.
to realease profusely
without the cap the soda machine will splurt everywere
to utter or say something
he was caught by surprise and all he could do was splurt out “oop, i’m sorry.”
to say something
splurt and you’ll get yourself hurt
a substance secreted from the v-g-n- when a woman is turned on or s-xually aroused.
i splurt every time he so much as rubs against me.
every time i see him, i splurt.
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