Spock out with his cock out
a nerd trying to pick up chicks. his method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on…a nerdette! in which case, he will be absolutely sucks-xful!
peter: oh my g-d! check out poindexter with that babe over there. watch him spock out with his c-ck out!
bobby: she is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. poindexter might just score.
peter: no way! she’s way to hot for him.
bobby: hold on, i think i’m making out something about nuclear physics, yea, yea, she’s responding, she’s nodding, she’s smiling, he’s made some kind of physics joke that i don’t get, she’s laughing…
peter: they’re leaving together! f-ck! i drove up to her in my red corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!
bobby: revenge of the nerds, bro’.
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