spodumene
spodumene /spahd-yoo-mean/
1. a very shiny mineral often used in jewelry
2. an idiot who spends all day posting profanity in chatrooms
3. a program that finds every antonym possible to that word, a huge nerd.
4. the mother of her husband’s cat
1. she was wearing a spodumene ring.
2. my brother is a spodumene.
3. i hired a spodumene.
4. i was walking to the kitchen for some gol-den-grahams when i accidentally fell into an al-ter-nate dim-en-sion and i found out that my mother’s a spodumene.
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