Spoff
spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. a spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one – what did you get?
kid two – 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you spoff! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is ‘cool’)
noun – -j-c-l-t-
she makes me want to cough my spoff.
verb: to -j-c-l-t-.
you know that h-rny b-tch with the pig tails in the benny ben-ssi video? well she makes me want to spoff my load.
one giant step above poser
god d-mn… i cant believe how much of a spoff you are…
west of scotland term for a joke or a prank. often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
q.
did you hear her daughter is pregnant?
a. spoff!
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