Spoiler faux pas
a statement which is claimed to spoil a film or television show episode, but in reality states something that never even occurs in the film or episode, thus making it not actually the spoiler of anything. also called a “fake spoiler,” “faux spoiler,” or a “false spoiler.”
kevin: i’m serious this time, oscar, don’t you dare spoil “the very hungry caterpillar.”
oscar: it dies.
kevin: you suck!!!!
oscar (thinking): has no idea it was a spoiler faux pas…sucks for him!
monica: i haven’t watched the finale of ‘breaking bad’ yet…you better not spoil it for me…
rachel: walt jr. convinces walt and skyler to get back together and it turns out that hank actually didn’t die.
monica: thanks a lot!!!!
–they both get into a cat fight–
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