Spokane Shoehorn
a s-xual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman’s testes and scr-t-m into a lady’s v-g-n- during coitus. the maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver’s name as well as the oft-quoted saying “sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there.”
steve: “i gave her the ole spokane shoehorn last night!”
ryan: “ladies love a man with flexible b-lls. have you tried the -n-l spokane shoehorn?”
steve: “the spokane valley shoehorn?! i thought that was a myth.”
ryan: “no, it’s real. my brother’s friend’s dad performed the first one in 1974.”
a s-xual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman’s testes and scr-t-m into a lady’s v-g-n- during coitus. the maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver’s name as well as the oft-quoted saying “sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there.”
steve: “i gave her the ole spokane shoehorn last night!”
ryan: “ladies love a man with flexible b-lls. have you tried the -n-l spokane shoehorn?”
steve: “the spokane valley shoehorn?! i thought that was a myth.”
ryan: “no, it’s real. my brother’s friend’s dad performed the first one in 1974.”
a s-xual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman’s testes and scr-t-m into a lady’s v-g-n- during coitus. the maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver’s name as well as the oft-quoted saying “sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there.”
steve: “i gave her the ole spokane shoehorn last night!”
ryan: “ladies love a man with flexible b-lls. have you tried the -n-l spokane shoehorn?”
steve: “the spokane valley shoehorn?! i thought that was a myth.”
ryan: “no, its real. my brother’s friend’s dad performed the first one in 1974.”
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