sponge job
the act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts
“rob was so desperate he went to his grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty f-cker”
a dream of spongebob giving you a bl-wj-b; a bl-wj-b in which you vision the person blowing you as spongebob
i had an awesome spongejob last night.
i can’t talk now, im getting a spongejob.
a s-xual reference as to what spongebob and patrick do together.
spongebob: hey patrick. i’m ready, i’m ready!
patrick: good! i <3 spongejobs!
verb- oral s-x from a sponge.
bob-"last night i totally got a spongejob!"
tom-"i've always loved you."
bob-"lets do it."
(love making noises)
a sponge job is getting head from an old person that has no teeth and saggy skin
amr was gay and desprate so he got a sponge job from his grandpa
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