SPONGE MONKEY
those dna modified hampsters that sing and play guitar
see quisnos commercials
spongemonkey’s are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a….the coolest things ever!
“eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! they got a pepper baaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off…..beware of paper cuuuuuuuuuts!!!!”
those little hamster things on the quiznos commercials. they are the pimps of the mascot world.
if you hate the sponge monkeys than i’ll kick your godd-mn -ss. b-tch!
the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com
“we like da mooooon! cuz it’s close to us!”
originally known as spongmonkey, spongemonkeys are the crazy things from the quizno’s commercials. originated in the internet cartoon “we like the moon,” which was created by joel veitch, my future husband, though he doesn’t know it yet.you can see the original cartoon at www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
d-mn joel, do the spongemonkeys have to watch us get it on again?
they’ve got a pepperbar
singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from quizno’s.
“we love the subs!”-singing sponge monkey
those crazy- -ss weirdos that have bulging eyes and mouths that move even when the thing isn’t talking. they have a voice worse than latoya jackson. they have out of tune guitars and funky clothing. i love em.
“we love the suuubbbbsss….subs are a doooooollllllaaaarrrr off…..” you know, does a dollar really matter for buying a freakin’ sandwich? i dont think so. screw the cupons. long live the spongemonkies.
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