sponger
a person who repeatedly borrows things. often a person who also doesnt return them and adopts the att-tude that you exist solely as a free equipment supply warehouse.
this stems from an underlying att-tude problem where the person believes they will get away with whatever they can, to get through life.
this is not to be confused with genuine forgetfulness, where a person will feel openly guilty when borrowing from you and will buy their own gear immediately afterwards.
this person comes under the category as a pseudofriend
possible solutions include openly embarrasing the person infront of others, or lend them broken gear. embarrasment doesnt always work as they have no pride in themselves, and they will always return something that’s broken as they will have no use for it.
what a bl–dy sponger?! every day he asks to borrow something and i never get it back.
sod off! i’m not a walking stationery shop you sponger!
an unemployed person who has made no effort to get a job, and sponging benefit money from the government.
i hate that w-nker mike. he’s a right sponger.
someone who lives off of others like a parasite, continually taking advantage of their generosity and good will.
“you need to tell your new boyfriend to get a job! he’s taking advantage of you! he’s a total sponger!”
bodyboarder.
a far superior beign to that of the surfer. they are able to launch later, ride deeper and catch higher airs then anyone with a board longer then 48″.
dude, that sponger rips like a real bad -ss. you see how deep he was in that tube? unreal!
a big, or large p-n-s. having been graced in the d-ck region. often referred to being able to consume large amounts of water with the d-ck.
-you’re a sponger!!
-d-mn right, ill soak up this whole ocean with my big ol’ d-ck!
bodyboarder,aka sponger. due to genetic inadequacy, was never able to grow large enough b-lls to become a full fledged surfer. habitat- sh-tty breaks where can be seen performing signature l-rollo’s, flailng belly spins and roasting pole.
dude, i just speared that sponger as he tryed to drop in on me from way out side.
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bodyboarder that pushes water aerial manuvers to the limit, that rides a versatile board that can take off/launch off on any hallow thick waves like shark island, teahupoo, wedge and can come out from a really deep barrels. overall another outcast of sports media society.
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