spongy
1. extremely drunk, to the point that the flesh leaks alcohol when compressed.
2. capable of drinking a great amount of alcohol without losing faculties.
1. i got spongy down at the rose and crown last night and i had to be carried home.
2. john just drank five pints of stout and he hasn’t slurred a single word. he’s a spongy b-st-rd.
spongy – something that soaks up so many different thoughts in your head and is utterly profound to the point where you cannot describe it, but it leaves a soft satisfactory feeling in your heart, leaving only one word in your head. spongy.
the term was born in the hallways of an up and coming toronto school.
“dude what is that kidding wearing today, it’s so weird, but i like it, i can’t even describe the feeling”
“i know what you mean man, that sh-t’s spongy”
the point between flacid and erect.`
that girl is so hot, she made me spongy.
awesome. rad. cool. freakin amazing. comes from the root word “sponge bob”.
kate: you’re such a spongy friend!
sal: awww thanks! you’re the spongiest!
the guy who has to sponge up the spilled bongwater. which is usally the guys who spilled it
yo, spongy, clean up that sh-t. now my whole house smells like bongwater.
a person of perverted nature. or anything s-xually deviant.
comes from the word sponge (to be dirty like a sponge)
person a: dude i here he likes taking it up the b-tt,
person b:ya i always thought he was a spongy
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