Spontaneous Cumbustion
the process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quant-ty of phosphorous, one’s -j-c-l-t- spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the p-n-s causing widespread fear and panic.
dave and marie were dating until dave’s spontaneous c-mbustion all over marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.
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the act of instant male -rg-sm upon seeing something insanely hott.
when lauren and silvia took their clothes off, patrick experienced spontaneous c-mbustion.
the act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.
“we gave dorothy a spontaneous c-mbustion last night. her head exploded and a geyser of blood and c-m splattered the walls.”
an unexpected -j-c-l-t–n
jill was p-ssed randy was premature last night. jill said he suffers from spontaneous c-mbustion.
c-mming without being aroused and with no s-xual provocation.
as the airplane took off, bob spontaneously c-mbusted.
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