Spontaneous Erection Syndrome
spontaneous erection syndrome, sometimes called ses, is a disease that most men suffer from. it is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.
ses usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarr-ssed, or possibly look h-m-s-xual.
tim: dude! how’d you get a b-n-r? we’re watching mythbusters for christs’ sake!
john: i dont know dude, must be my spontaneous erection syndrome.
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