spooge-asaurus


always male, this species is unable to control or hold his -j-c-l-t–n until the appropriate time. most commonly spotting on college campuses, while hooking up with an extremely hot girl who is, typically, way out of his league. the experience can be quite traumatizing for all parties involved, especially the woman who is usually not impressed at a)being prematurly spooged on, and b)having to wash her sheets immediately after the fact.
the spooge-asaurus left a fossil in mich-lle’s bed!

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