Spooge Brain
a condition suffered by males after -j-c-l-t–n where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.
while suffering from spooge brain, bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. under no circ-mstances would bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.
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the imense euphoria one feels when a spot/boil is squeezed until it blows its pus load all over your face/the sl-tty mirror. dude i just spotgasmd all over your mirror, that little wh-r-. that spot looks ripe let me give you a spotgasm. if i squeeze that spot with my teeth i’ll let you spotgasm […]
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slang for cocaine eh yo mang jou wanna pick up spouratz?
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similar to writer’s block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the -n-lysis needs to look. john: “i need to get this -n-lysis done for my boss but i can’t figure out how to get started…total spreadsheet block.” dave: […]
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pretty much the more extreme version of -spits tea-, on hearing a piece of news, witticism or other statement. usually ends in soggy technological items, extreme embar-ssment or extreme laughter. i just spuffbadgered over my laptop. you just spuffbadgered, didn’t you?