spoogemonkey
n. a dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey j-zz
sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, “you little spoogemonkey!”
one whose hands are always sticky from “spanking the monkey”.
i went over to pick jb up for golf and that “spooge monkey” was at it again. or jb is such a “spooge monkey” no wonder he has such a monster slice.
a person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
i was tossing one off the other night and i happened to look up and gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
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