Spoogery
a form of open-heart surgery, performed exclusively with a spoon, preferably rusty. the goal of the procedure is to make the heart stop reciprocating, and is accomplished by repeatedly jabbing the rusty spoon into the subject’s heart. this is performed best on people you hate.
i would really like to perform spoogery on that motherf-cker over there.
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