spoogle

verb-
to c-m -j-c-l-t- maliciously into one’s eye
so i found out my girlfriend cheated on me with that punk-ss nerd last weekend, so when she was sucking me off today, i told her to stop right before i came, and finished off myself, aimed directly at her eye, and spoogled her sorry -ss. that sh-t burns.
the act of maliciously blowing your load in another’s eye.
yeah, that girl sucks at sucking d-ck.
-oh yeah?
yeah, she kept sharkbiting.
-owwwww…..that sucks!
it’s okay, i got my revenge.
-oh yeah? how’s that?
spoogle
what?
right in the eye.
a fluid-like discharge from the v-g-n- following a coital activity.
the spoogle is running down to my cankle, by cranky!
to inadvertantly call up p-rnographic thumbnails when using google images. esp. at work or in otherwise inappropriate circ-mstances.

verb: conflation of “google” (ubiquitous internet search engine) and “spooge” (uk slang for s-m-n).
as in “i was searching for the planning report for stevenage town centre’s pedestrianisation scheme, and spoogled a load of pictures of d-gg-ng (uk slang for outdoor s-x) in and around stevenage.”
like a doona that you can wear, some people can wear them out of the house.. not recommended. its got funny ads on tv.
it’s so cold! i’ll just pop my spoogle on.
talking to one person, having s-xual and romantic relations without officially dating.
so are you and that girl dating yet?

nah we’re still spoogles.
spoo-gul: while smoking a joint communally, one finds themselves the last partic-p-nt with no one who will accept what is left of the joint(see also roach)
‘ere!!! hey man, you want this?

naw man.

i’m good.

me too.

you got spoogled.