spooky pancakes
a haunted breakfast from the great beyond. often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream,demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted b-tter. these flapjacks are coming for your when the sun goes down.
dude those were some seriously spooky pancakes, i’ve never been so terrified at breakfast!
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