spooky scary skeletons
are you joking? they are too spooky. once i had this friend with a skeleton shirt and i p-ssed myself and turned into a p-ssy.
“me: are you joing c-nt? dat spooky scary skeletons”
“you: that turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now”
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