Spoon
romantic cuddling
wife: ‘lets spoon honey’
husband: ‘f-ck you b-tch, suck my d-ck and sit on my face’
the thing i use to dig food.
affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman’s chest.
my girl always wants to spoon, but i just wanna fork!
to fit curves of one body to curves of another
hey baby, let’s get naked and spoon.
a cuddling position where the back is facing the chest and the couple are laying on their sides.
c-wigga drank so much bacardi, he woke up spooning mr.flanders
(verb)to cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).
do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?
always leads to s-x. always.
“nah, we’ll just spoon, i promise”
-s-x-
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