spoon job
improbable natural impregnation because:
1. a woman is grossly unattractive.
2. a man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.a woman’s promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. jesus, man, she’s so ugly i wouldn’t breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. yeah right, it’s his! must have been a spoon job.
3. she’d have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
(prison term)for reaming out a punks -sshole before b-ttf-cking.
see spooning
the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.
check out the scar from that spoonjob i had with that autistic ferret that hangs around
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