Spoon or Poon?


a question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a ‘sleepover’
(where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
“so friend, spoon or poon?”

“a simple spoon mate”

(where the person in question ‘pooned’ i.e sh-gged their sleepover buddy)

“so friend, spoon or poon?”

“definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town”

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